My brother, Scott, brought over a photo album of his camping trip. One picture showed a brown bear helping itself to Scott's food.
"What kind of bear is that?" I inquired.
"It's called a Kodiak," Scott replied.
"Oh, yeah?" my husband, Keith, shot back. "And I suppose those white ones in the Arctic are called Polaroids?"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Bonus Joke:
The campers tossed a match carelessly down and, unbeknownst to them, it began to smolder. They have moved on through the woods and have no idea what havoc their carelessness is about to cause.
Fortunately a stray flock of female sheep is roaming the area.
If one steps on the smoldering pile of leaves, she could put it out.
Yes, it's true: Only ewe can prevent this forest fire!
(Cynthia MacGregor)